#428211 - A deaf and dumb guy and a deaf and dumb girl get married. “On the nights that you want to fuck me, rub my left breast once, on the nights you don’t want to fuck me rub my left breast twice, that way I will know what you need from me” He thinks what a good idea, and gets his own piece of paper, and writes upon it:- “On the nights you want to have sex with me pull my cock once, on the nights you don’t want to have sex with me Pull my cock 147 times” Another one. Jack and Jill are due to be married the next day, so Jack’s father takes him to one side and tells him that 26 years earlier, on the night he married Jacks mother, the first thing that he did on their wedding night was to remove his trousers and pass them to his new bride.
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