#41147 - The president then asked, Bets? What kind of bets? The old woman said, Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square. You can never win that kind of bet! The old lady challenged, So, would you like to take my bet? Sure, said the president, I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square! The little old lady then said, Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM as a witness? Sure! replied the confident president. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, It's a lot of money! After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office (the customer is always right!) The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit.